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Pre Miss Universe Eklabu

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Nalalapit na naman ang Ms. Universe competition.

Magsasarado na naman ang mga parlor.

National holiday ng mga bakla.

Parang laban lang ni Manny Pacquiao.

Passable ang mga daan.

Zero crime rate.

Tahimik ang mga kalsada.

Ang Miss Universe pageant ang isa sa mga inaabangan ng mga kaibigan kong bekis.

Heto yata ang panahon na nagiging tonsil ang mga bayag nila dahil sa sobrang takot at kaba kung papasok ang pambato ng Pinas o hindi.

Luckily, two straight years na pumapasok sa top 5 ang ating kandidata.

I wonder kung kailan mauuwi ulit ang korona.

Sana this year.

Fingers cross.

Pero pakialam ko ba kung manalo o matalo tayo this year.

Wala namang maidudulot sa ekonomiya yun.

Two weeks or so, makakalimutan na nila.

It is a major major forgettable moment.

Pero naisip ko lang today, kung ako kaya ay maging si Leah Salonga at maimbitihan akong maging judge on the said competition, ano mga magiging tanong ko?

Given the fact that the questions are pre-planned at hindi talaga galing sa mga judges ang mga tanong.

Pero kung sakali lang, na manggagaling sa akin mismo ang tanong....

Will i give them a hard time figuring out the answers to my questions?

Marahil masisira ulo nila sa mga tanong ko....

Example:

1. If you will be the most powerful woman in the world, bakit matrapik sa Edsa?

2. Do you believe in the same sex marriage? If you do, will you marry Elizabeth Ramsey?

3. What is your talent? Can you sing? If yes, do you think that Jessica Sanchez can swallow the whole microphone?

4. What's the difference between a liar and a lier? Do you know AMALAYER who can play the lire?

5. If you will have a day to live, what will you choose? Gangnam style or dog style?

6. If the essence of being a woman is being a mother, why do birds suddenly appear? Every time you are near?

7. If you are a pick up girl and Peter Piper pick a peck pickle pepper, how many pickle pepper does Peter piper picked?

8. If you will be invisible for a day, what will be the color of your suit? And why?

9. Technology brought a lot of good and bad things in our society. People tend to forget the simple task without using any devices to simplify things, so my question is, what is agriculture?

There you have it ladies and gentlemen.

My top 9 questions.

I guess kung sino makakasagot sa mga tanong ko really deserves to win.

I thank you.

World Peace.

Posted by yebahboi 19:00 Archived in Philippines

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